doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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