so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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