You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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