What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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