Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
