nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
school has made you so classy.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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