He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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