Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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