...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
honey bunches of taint.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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