it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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