i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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