I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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