READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Pooping to opera.
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