ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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