I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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