Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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