dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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