i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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