Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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