i think my mom watched the whole time
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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