is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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