It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sponge bath it is.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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