I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I can't put those talents on a resume
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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