Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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