So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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