You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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