Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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