420 ftw
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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