If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
dude. I can hear the air.
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