I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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