i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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