I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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