I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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