Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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