I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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