seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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