ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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