Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You ruined the universe
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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