just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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