people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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