it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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