I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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