ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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