hotel room ftw
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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