So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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