Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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