My hair reeks of homosexuality.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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