That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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