READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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