Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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