The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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