im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I don't think brook has ever known best
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
