it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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