she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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