I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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