But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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